Torres' first name should not be Fernan-do it should be Fernan-dont. Here is a joke about Torres

Lampard: Im going to nandos in the afternoon

Terry. Ok see you there!

5:35pm Lampard, Cole and AVB are enjoying Dinner at Nandos

Meanwhile at Torres' house

Terry: Where are they?

Terry gets a text from

Lampard: Where Are you?

Terry: Im outside Torres' door

Lampard: Oh you thought at Nandos house

Terry: Whaddya Mean?

Lampard: You were meant to be at Nandos Restraunt

Terry: Nah i hate their food anyway

Torres Walks out his door

Torres: Your such a meanie Terry!

Here is Torres' best achivement, he just cant make up his mind...

Not trying to be an asss but I don't see where the joke is.  Maybe I'm slow, but I don't get it.

Chelsea will absolutely need to sell him on a 2nd division club.

Guys, don't get me wrong but I think Torres is still good. Maybe the right decision would be to change his position from striker to midfielder. He do good passes and assists. Also he did a loot of average matches his problem is that he don't score. That's just my opinion and imagination. I don't know maybe I just can't accept his bad form... 

He just doesn't fit in Chelsea's style of play. He was better at Liverpool cuz he was a lone striker and all he had to do was runs and finish. Now he changed to a role where he isn't the finisher

I have mad Respect for Torres. He was the best striker in the world once. Seems not long ago he scored the 2008 Euro Finals Winner. I actually feel sorry for him now. His problem seems to be in his head now. Maybe he caught the John Terry o_o. 

i dont understand the joke chelsearox10... no offence btw

The joke = Torres.