So got this from the lads at the Chelsea blog 'WeAintGotNoHistory'. The rule is simple, type book titles unlikely to be written by a football figure. I'll start with some @unlikelyfootballbooks:

"Fair Play 101" by Luis Suarez
"The Beautiful Game" by Tony Pulis
"The art of penalties" by Adebayor
"Loyaty goes first" by Ibrahimovich
"Safe sex" by Raheem Sterling
"Hating Life" by David Luiz

Got this one from the Tottenham blog blog "Bros before hoes: The Ryan Giggs ethos"

Now it's your turn. Post as many as you want :)

"Keeping yourself fit to ensure a bright and promising career" - Owen Hargreaves

"In the shadows of Spanish teams" by the Bundesliga Association

'Scoring and Assisting' Stewart Downing

"How to not choke" - Liverpool today

Oh my god how have I never seen this thread!

"Winning the Champions League with Zlatan" -Zlatan Ibrahimovic

"How to win a shootout" - English National Team

"Success through low-budget management" -Guangzhou Evergrande

"Betting on the odds, and why you should do it" -A Jamie Vary and Riyad Mahrez collaboration

"We're not a Retirement League, we promise" -Major League Soccer

"Winning the World Cup in your lifetime" - English National Team

"How to succeed at life" -Fredy Adu

"I won the Balon d'or" -Niklas Bendter

And my personal favourite:

"Attacking Football" -Louis Van Gaal

These are AWESOME! hahahaha

"How to hold a lead." -Liverpool

"How to be the best substitute ever." -Martin Skrtel

"How to to beat English opponents in European football." -United ;)

"How to be lovable." -An autobiography by Sepp Blatter

"How to win a World Cup bid cleanly and with no bribery." -A how to by the Qatari government

'Philosophy is a thing of the past'

                                                      ~ Louis Van Gaal

"How to get to Champion League's quarter finals for dummies" - Wenger
"How to beat Barcelona? The ultimate guide for beating the Spanish giants." Wenger
"How to sustain a team for more than two years?" - Mourinho
"The Art of Finishing" - by Olivier Giroud and featuring Walcott, Sonogo, and Welbeck
"How to win the world cup final" - Written by coalition of Dutch coaches
"Speaking understandable English" - Gerrard
"How to run a club on a budget? " - Florentino Pérez

"Sticking with a Manager" - by Florentino Perez
"How to control Yourself on the Touchline" - by Jurgen Klopp
"The Art of Scoring" - by Mario Balotelli
"How to win a World Cup" - Lionel Messi
"Scoring Penalties" - FC Barcelona
"Football is a gentleman's game" - Atletico Madrid
"Forgetting the Past" - written jointly by Liverpool and AC Milan

"how to score a bckheel" - Balotelli
"how not to waste money" - florentino perez
"how to improve you pace" - Per mertesacker
"how to grow taller" - pablo piatti
"how to get a decent haircut" - aguero
"how to be a clean player" - diego cunta
"how to stay safe from injuries" marco reus

" Need help " by Messi
" Thug life " by Iniesta
" I am a Legend " by Lord B.
" Twilight " by Luis Suarez
" How high " by Joachim low
" I shot the sheriff " by Diego Costa
" Underpressure " by Balotelli
" Sex and the City " Pellegrini
" lost in translation " by Ranieri

"Keeping your balance on the field" a book made in cooperation by Robben, Neymar and Ronaldo.

"An easy guide to pay off taxes" By The F.C. Barcelona squad.
"Choosing the right haircut" By Neyemar Jr.
"Stopping Morata" By FC Bayerns defence.
"Good transfer window practices" By The Real Madrid Squad.
"The autobiography of a humble goalkeeper" By Neur.

"Start from the bottom" - Pep
"Winner takes it all" - Wenger
"The unsung hero" - Ronaldo 7.
"Not just televison analytics" - Gary Neville
"The deadly strike" - Giroud
"My clean games" - Alves

Hahahahahha so many inspiring books.

Whats up with Gerrard's accent though

"Choosing the right club" - Mourinho, Co-Authored by Zlatan and Balotelli.
"Match fixing done correctly" - The Eldense club.
"Knowing the correct time to release a manager" - Arsenal.

Fine dining and dinner etiquette - Luis Suarez

Pacifist manifesto - pepe

How to do your taxes in Spain - messi, Neymar , mascherano

Wizards and witchcraft - adebeyorn

How to make friends - Diego costa

If you ain't first your last - arsene wenger

Free advice - sam allardyce

"How to protect a lead" -Paris St. Germain

" Rules of Legal Love" - Adam Johnson