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EMILE HESKEY: Legend, Myth, Fail, etc.
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    [Manchester City, Japan]
    Posts: 4 | Comments: 138

    I don't care what people say he's a living legend! So in honor of him let's post the best jokes. Here's one:

    It'll be nice for Emile when he weds Chantelle Tagoe. It'll make a change to hear "Mrs Heskey" instead of "Heskey misses".

    3 years ago (Dec 2 '11 at 02:34)
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    [Liverpool, United States]
    Posts: 5 | Comments: 72

    Heskey is England's cult hero!

    Emile Heskey (England) 59 caps, 7 goals.

    Rene Higuita (Colombia) 68 caps, 8 goals.

    Jose Luis Chilavert (Paraguay) 74 caps, 8 goals.

    Unlucky Emile, the other two are goalkeepers...

    3 years ago (Dec 2 '11 at 04:49)
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    [Brescia, Italy]
    Posts: 8 | Comments: 5

    Fail? Heskey has played well over 650 upper tier league matches and scored over 150 goals. how many players can say that?

    3 years ago (Dec 2 '11 at 16:56)
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    Posts: 0 | Comments: 0

    A Nigerian player arrived at Aston Villa. During training the manager kept saying: "Foot, ball, goal – foot, ball, goal," while pointing at his foot, the ball then the goal.

    The Nigerian said: "Don't speak so slowly, I speak perfect English." Then the manager told him, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Emile."

    3 years ago (Dec 2 '11 at 17:02)
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    [Arsenal, England]
    Posts: 47 | Comments: 1025

    Heskey was a monster striker back in the day. Old age has gotten to him. Still a legend in my eyes.

    3 years ago (Dec 2 '11 at 21:06)
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