The Plan

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The texts are hard to read, allow me to type it in: 

The English Plan: "Depending on the wind, the strikers position may vary"

The French Plan: "In their plan, they try all possible hypothesis...SHIT THEY FORGOT THE GOAL"

The German Plan: "Radical, efficient, unstoppable.......(ball's speed may reach 297km/h)"

The Italian Plan: "Iron defence, small ideas in midfield. Passes to striker......Penalty"

The Brazilian Plan: ".......no comments!" 

The Turkish Plan: "Note: the Red Dot is not the ball, it's the referee" 

The Russian Plan: "Bwahahahahahaha"

The Dutch Plan: "Stay at home and watch the others on TV"

this actually made me laugh, thank you good sir

Lol, excellent.

Excellent. I'd replace the Turks with the Spaniards. Uncool about the Dutch though...

FORZA LE DIFENSORE.

And the Arabic one?? xD

its funny because most of them are true XD but to be fair the good teams in holland play nice football and produce some world class players

Japan's tactics are freekicks nothing else! 

The Chinese : kick everyone on the ground and  score in an empty goal