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Every fifth 1st grader thinks that Jesus plays for Chelsea
CroatiaFan123 9 years ago
Arsenal, Croatia 66 2775

As studies showed, every fifth 1st grader think that Jesus Christ plays for Chelsea FC. Unfortuanely, these kids didn't show some religous knowledge. Study took English 1st graders to see what do 1st graders know about Christhian holidays and Jesus Christ:

Who is Jesus Christ?
20% of kids told that Jesus Christ is player at Chelsea FC, making them currently on top of England.

How did Three Kings found Betlehem?
With help of Google Maps! That's what, incredibily, 25% of kids.

Which holiday is on 25. December?
Every fourth said that on that day it's Santa Claus' birthday.

Where was Jesus born?
Shocking, but 35% of kids told that Jesus was born on South Pole...

Who was with Jesus when he was born?
Deer Rudolph!

Silly. :o

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quikzyyy 9 years ago
Arsenal 429 9002

Would be more funny if they said Manchester City cos of Navas.

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liomessi10 9 years ago
Barcelona, Argentina 222 3053

when i first looked at the title i thought it meant Jesús Navas

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CroatiaFan123 9 years ago
Arsenal, Croatia 66 2775

LOL! Guys I thought you will get it because of writting "Jesus (Christ) - Jesús (Navas)". :)

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Gustavo 9 years ago
Liverpool 2 234

That just means they're being raised right.

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Zakzook 9 years ago
Arsenal, Syria 32 785

^ not here, please no. Can a mod delete this comment, my comment replying to it, and everything relating to this. shit catches websites like fire.

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Marcus2011 9 years ago
Chelsea FC, England 277 6501

I think this is a clear transfer secret that been cracked by those kids . Chelsea is planing to bid for Jesus Navas .

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chooyaochuen 9 years ago
Manchester United 4 226

LOL!!!!!!

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Gustavo 9 years ago
Liverpool 2 234

Calm down Zakzook, nothing has happened yet. It's disrespectful of you to just assume that I or anyone else on this forum would actually engage in a pointless online debate, and that if we for some reason did debate it would be "shit.

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CroatiaFan123 9 years ago
Arsenal, Croatia 66 2775

@Marcus Haha, that's nice joke! ;)

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