Biggest joke statistic I've ever seen

decentK 10 years ago Edited

Arsenal 38 2896

Just saw Daily Mail giving [along with EA (shittest company ever)] a big joke.

It's this - fastest sprinters in the premierleague this season:

SPRINT KINGS
1 Phil Jagielka (Everton) - 35.99km/h
2 Ritchie de Laet (Leicester City) - 35.94 km/h
3 Joe Ledley (Crystal Palace) - 35.91 km/h
4 Steven Nzonzi (Stoke City) - 35.82 km/h
5 Connor Wickham (Sunderland) - 35.80 km/h
6 Mohamed Diame (Hull City) - 35.68 km/h
7 Alan Hutton (Aston Villa) - 35.54 km/h
8 Nathan Dyer (Swansea) - 35.53 km/h
9 Craig Gardner (West Brom) - 35.49 km/h
10 Joey O'Brien (West Ham) - 35.46 km/h

Jagielka just ran as fast as this:

These guys - they run 30km/h MAX imo. Some of them, like Gardner &
O'Brien might run closer to 27km/h. Where is Sterling, Chambo,
Agbonlahor, Sanchez, Welbeck, Lukaku, Di Maria etc etc etc.? Nothing
else to say really.

Don't forget to tell what you think though :-)

Source: Daily Fail, me & Gary Lineker for informing this.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2809309/Phil-Jagielka-officially-fastest-player-Premier-League-no-not-joking.html

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2014-10-27 14:03:52

Just saw Daily Mail giving [along with EA (shittest company ever)] a big joke.

It's this - fastest sprinters in the premierleague this season:

SPRINT KINGS

1 Phil Jagielka (Everton) - 35.99km/h

2 Ritchie de Laet (Leicester City) - 35.94 km/h

3 Joe Ledley (Crystal Palace) - 35.91 km/h

4 Steven Nzonzi (Stoke City) - 35.82 km/h

5 Connor Wickham (Sunderland) - 35.80 km/h

6 Mohamed Diame (Hull City) - 35.68 km/h

7 Alan Hutton (Aston Villa) - 35.54 km/h

8 Nathan Dyer (Swansea) - 35.53 km/h

9 Craig Gardner (West Brom) - 35.49 km/h

10 Joey O'Brien (West Ham) - 35.46 km/h

These guys - they run 30km/h MAX imo. Some of them, like Gardner & O'Brien might run closer to 27km/h. Where is Sterling, Chambo, Agbonlahor, Sanchez, Welbeck, Lukaku, Di Maria etc etc etc.? Nothing else to say really.

Don't forget to tell what you think though :-)

Source: Daily Fail, me & Gary Lineker for informing this.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2809309/Phil-Jagielka-officially-fastest-player-Premier-League-no-not-joking.html

2014-10-27 14:03:52

Just saw Daily Mail giving [along with EA (shittest company ever)] a big joke.

It's this - fastest sprinters in the premierleague this season:

These guys - they run 30km/h MAX imo. Some of them, like Gardner & O'Brien might run closer to 27km/h. Where is Sterling, Chambo, Agbonlahor, Sanchez, Welbeck, Lukaku, Di Maria etc etc etc.? Nothing else to say really.
Don't forget to tell what you think though :-)

Source: Daily Fail, me & Gary Lineker for informing this.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2809309/Phil-Jagielka-officially-fastest-player-Premier-League-no-not-joking.html

Comments

CroatiaFan123 10 years ago

Arsenal, Croatia 66 2775

No safety for Daily Mail...They often are talking sh**.No way that Jagielka is that fast,imo.And yes where is Agbonlahor, Sanchz,Welbz,Lukaku,Sterling...These all players are way too faster than freakin Jag. and O'Brien.Maybe Dyer is faster,but not by much.Crazy things from Daily. :E

tiki_taka 10 years ago

Barcelona, France 367 9768

I believe Walcott is faster than half of those players, by the way where is Aaron Lenon ? Is he still playing in PL ?

quikzyyy 10 years ago

Arsenal 429 9002

How Mertesacker is not on that list?

manchesterutI 10 years ago

Real Madrid, England 23 388

Mertesacker wasnt included so all the other players wouldnt feel humiliated. He's sprints like his "sprint" button is modded. I can see how Walcott isnt included as he hasnt played any game yet but Sterling? Its Daily mail after all...